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Food Reviews! Being a robot may be cool, but I'd rather be human. Why? We get to eat instead of feeding off of alkaline batteries to get back on our feet. Nope: I prefer the endless bliss in eating food—that giddy feeling when those flavors liven up your physique and your well-being. Just don't eat too much.

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Dates of reviews are written in the following format: Month.Day.Year.

Ralph's Macaroni and Cheese review
[REVIEWED 11.07.2018]
Domingo's Chile Hot and Spicy Chicharrones Botanero review
[REVIEWED 10.02.2018]
SweeTarts Gummies Candy UCLA review
[REVIEWED 09.20.2018]
Sargento Off The Block Mozzarella review
[REVIEWED 09.18.2018]
Vidal Gummi Watermelon Slices review
[REVIEWED 07.06.2018]
Marvel Avengers Sour Gummies Candy review
[REVIEWED 05.20.2018]
am pm Double Stuff Crust Pepperoni Pizza review
[REVIEWED 04.07.2018]
World's Finest Chocolate W.F. Crisp review
[REVIEWED 03.02.2018]
Honeydukes Sweet Crystals review
[REVIEWED 02.26.2018]
Kroger Macaroni and Cheese review
[REVIEWED 01.28.2018]
Muhlen Egg Noodles review
[REVIEWED 10.21.2017]
Oh Boy! Oberto Spicy Smoked Stick review
[REVIEWED 08.27.2017]
La Michoacana Mango 'n Cream review
[REVIEWED 07.21.2017]
Mac's Cracklin Curls Spicy review
[REVIEWED 06.26.2017]
Pastificio G. Di Martino Tofette review
[REVIEWED 06.21.2017]
Jack Link's Meat Snacks Squatch Double Header Original review
[REVIEWED 06.10.2017]
Slim Jim Original Smoked Snack Stick review
[REVIEWED 04.20.2017]
Si Senor Mucho Cheese review
[REVIEWED 03.24.2017]
Pacific Gold All Natural Original Beef Jerky review
[REVIEWED 03.17.2017]
Angela Marie's Crispy Marshmallow Munchies made with Wonka Nerds review
[REVIEWED 02.21.2017]
Angie's Boom Chicka Puff Sweet Barbecue Ancient Grain Puffs review
[REVIEWED 02.16.2017]
Nathan's Famous Skinless Beef Franks review
[REVIEWED 02.10.2017]
Ralph's Fresh Bakery: Marshmallow Munchies review
[REVIEWED 02.09.2017]
Bon Appetit Cheese Coffee Cake review
[REVIEWED 01.13.2017]
NFLPA Quarterback Gummies review
[REVIEWED 12.08.2016]
TWIX Creamy Peanut Butter cookie bars review
[REVIEWED 11.09.2016]
Payaso Cheese Puffs review
[REVIEWED 10.18.2016]
Brim's Snack Foods Hot Crunchy Cheese Curls review
[REVIEWED 09.22.2016]
Ralphs Fresh Bakery: Traditional Sugar Cookies
[REVIEWED 07.25.2016]
Lofthouse Delicious Cookies: Strawberry Shortcake
[REVIEWED 07.23.2016]
Pennysticks® Thin Pretzels
[REVIEWED 07.12.2016]
Snak Club Hot & Spicy Peanuts
[REVIEWED 06.08.2016]
Private Selection Mango Passion Fruit sorbet
[REVIEWED 05.27.2016]
Breyers Blast! Creamsicle
[REVIEWED 05.11.2016]
Poore Brothers Thins Potato Chips - Jalapeno
[REVIEWED 05.05.2016]
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups King Size
[REVIEWED 04.21.2016]
Thrifty Ice Cream - Pistachio Nut
[REVIEWED 04.20.2016]
Jolly Jolly Mango Pudding
[REVIEWED 04.05.2016]
Doritos Cool Ranch Flavored - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
[REVIEWED 03.24.2016]
Kroger Deluxe Frozen Yogurt Caramel Praline
[REVIEWED 03.15.2016]
Stagg Chili Dynamite Hot Chili with Beans
[REVIEWED 03.02.2016]
Ore-Ida Bold & Crispy Smoky BBQ Oven Chips
[REVIEWED 02.29.2016]
Market Pantry Fruit Flavored Snacks - Tropical
[REVIEWED 02.16.2016]
Signature Select Garlic Chicken Alfredo Pizza
[REVIEWED 02.09.2016]
Señor Rico - Mexican Style Gelatin
[REVIEWED 02.05.2016]
Señor Rico - Rainbow Gelatin
[REVIEWED 01.24.2016]
Palmer® Peanut Butter Cups
[REVIEWED 01.16.2016]
Barbaras's Cheese Puffs - Jalapeño
[REVIEWED 01.16.2016]
The Father's Table New York Style Cheesecake
[REVIEWED 01.08.2016]
Hickory Farms Beef Summer Sausage
[REVIEWED 12.07.2015]
Angela Marie's Crispy Marshmallow Goodies - Autumn Sprinkle
[REVIEWED 12.05.2015]
Pamana Almond Flavor Jelly
[REVIEWED 12.05.2015]
Lil' Dutch Maid: Chocolate Chip Flavored Cookies
[REVIEWED 11.16.2015]
Bakery Delicious: Lemon Crumb Mini Loaf Cakes
[REVIEWED 09.28.2015]
Toblerone of Switzerland
[REVIEWED 08.19.2015]
JELL-O Gelatin Dessert - Orange
[REVIEWED 08.13.2015]
Springfield Maraschino Cherries
[REVIEWED 08.10.2015]
Royal Gelatin Cherry
[REVIEWED 08.10.2015]
Nissin BIG Cup Noodles
[REVIEWED 08.09.2015]
Springfield Whole Segments Mandarin Oranges
[REVIEWED 08.03.2015]
Granny Goose Blazin' Hot Cheese Flavored Nibbles
[REVIEWED 07.23.2015]
Kroger Hot Crunchy Cheese Curls
[REVIEWED 07.19.2015]
Tomí Sardines Premium Quality
[REVIEWED 07.15.2015]
Bayanihan Original: Nata De Coco
[REVIEWED 07.05.2015]
Tony Roma's World Famous Ribs: Baby Back Pork Ribs
[REVIEWED 07.05.2015]
Little Bear Snack Foods Lite Cheddar Puffs
[REVIEWED 07.01.2015]
Fortune Udon Beef Flavor
[REVIEWED 10.28.2015]
Fortune Udon Chicken Flavor
[REVIEWED 06.24.2015]
Knorr Pasta Sides Beef Flavor
[REVIEWED 06.16.2015]
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Star Wars shapes
[REVIEWED 06.13.2015]
Maruchan Instant Lunch - Chicken Flavor
[REVIEWED 06.06.2015]